Monday, February 07, 2005

Note to Self:

Never, ever, in the rush to make gravy (the RED kind people, I'm Italian) before the kids get off to school, chop tons of garlic and then put your contact lenses in without washing your hands.

Also, check to see if your daughter left her Barbie dolls on the stairs before descending with a laundry basket. It will help to avoid falling down the stairs , thereby losing at least two layers of skin off of your elbow.

The pain, people, the pain.


Blogger Territorial said...

OUCH OUCH OUCH..on both accounts Girlie!!!

I'm a dork, I can walk around my house in the dark because I memorized how many steps, amount of stairs and such. That is until I step on a matchbox car and curse a blue streak.

10:20 PM  

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