I think his career will be all downhill from here...

This guy calls for a female escort and ends up having a VERY VERY bad day. Oh, don't get me wrong, he totally did it to himself. But I can't believe that they actually called the Department of Homeland Security and Temple University for comment. And he has kids!! OUCH. This is why you should never pay for sex.

Isn't there a scene like this in Boogie Nights?