Intermission

Adelyn exploded last night. She has had terrible diarrhea all week and was sitting on the kitchen floor when she pooped, and the poop filled her diaper and shot out of the back of her pants in little greenish poop puddles on the floor.

Puddles of poop. On. The. Floor.

Which I would have stepped on if my husband did not notice the poop and scream like a little girl.

Thank God I married a Metrosexual.