Poop
This is an actual email that I just sent my husband:
Adelyn took off her diaper while I was trying to help Bella clean the basement. Poop EVERYWHERE - face, hands, floor, train tracks. Had to put her in tub. Tub needs scrubbing before being used. Not sure if I will get to it - can't do while holding crying infant. Is it 5:00 yet?
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See, you don't actually need to ask how it's going. You don't want to know.
Adelyn took off her diaper while I was trying to help Bella clean the basement. Poop EVERYWHERE - face, hands, floor, train tracks. Had to put her in tub. Tub needs scrubbing before being used. Not sure if I will get to it - can't do while holding crying infant. Is it 5:00 yet?
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See, you don't actually need to ask how it's going. You don't want to know.
posted by Stolidoli at 10:17 AM
1 Comments:
Now you see, that is the part of parenting they never tell you about until it's too late. They never tell you how highly poop will factor into your every day life. I hope that tomorrow it doesn't factor quite so highly for you! :)
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