Poop

This is an actual email that I just sent my husband:

Adelyn took off her diaper while I was trying to help Bella clean the basement. Poop EVERYWHERE - face, hands, floor, train tracks. Had to put her in tub. Tub needs scrubbing before being used. Not sure if I will get to it - can't do while holding crying infant. Is it 5:00 yet?

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See, you don't actually need to ask how it's going. You don't want to know.